Dancing Cheek To Cheek
Original Work: Final Fantasy VIII
Summary: Squall is just beginning to appreciate his general appeal to the laaaaaadies. Will Seifer’s meddling cause a setback?
Spoilers: Very light end-of-game spoilers. Although they’re kind of counterbalanced by things that definitely don’t happen.
Warnings: Implied sex.
Preference Warnings: Non-canon joke ‘pairing’ that is more popular than the canon pairing, lets be realistic about this. Blatant silliness.
Notes: I wrote this years ago as a kind of spiritual sequel to Imitation Leather (though their only real connection is that neither of them is plausible) and a commemoration of my friendship group discovering the… uh, of the boys love phenomenon. My friends did not end up reading it until some years later, at which point it killed them with lolwtfs. I think, “Seifer, are you high?” should totally be a line in the game.
Imitation Leather
Original Work: Final Fantasy VIII
Summary: When things with Rinoa turn a little pear-shaped due to an unexpected revelation, Squall hits upon a really novel way of resolving the situation.
Spoilers: Character introductions and some really obvious relationships.
Warnings: Sexual references.
Preference Warnings: Silliness, some characters dragged mildly OOC and absolutely no attempt made to make this fit with canon.
Notes: I wrote this almost ten years ago now before ever playing FFVIII, as a joke for some friends. It ended up being the gift that kept on giving, as my first ever finished fan fiction (and only, for some time) and a piece of writing from my teen years that isn’t overly cringeworthy now, though that’s mostly because of its silly nature.
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Just You Wait
Original Work: Gravitation
Summary: Shuichi finds a way of getting Yuki’s attention that is guaranteed to succeed.
Spoilers: I don’t even know why I have this here. If you’re already going WTF at Gravitation, there’s not much left to be spoiled.
Warnings: Candid discussion of sex.
Preference Warnings: The level of candid discussion of sex kind of squicks me out sometimes, and I wrote it. But that’s just because I’m so demure.
Notes: I seem to have a terrible tendency towards showing Yuki making casual fun of his novelling career in my fics. I can see him doing it and still taking his work kind of seriously. It’s more or less how I work, after all. Also, on a side note, HE’S TOTALLY SCREAMING MY NAME.
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Fatherhood – A Modern Fairytale
Original Work: Gravitation
Summary: Eiri faces the natural consequences of his wild ways.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: A whole lot of ranting about sex. And vomit.
Preference Warnings: My screwed-up sense of wit really comes into play here.
Notes: I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote this. I found it recently in my unfinished stories folder, and if there was really meant to be some further punch line I don’t know what it could have been.
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Cell Fish
Original Work: Gravitation
Summary: Shuichi brings up the baby topic. Eiri has his own reasons for acting as expected.
Spoilers: Nothing specific.
Warnings: I don’t think I could ever come up with anything more disturbing than what’s already in the series.
Preference Warnings: Baby talk. If you’re, uh, squicked out by babies, I guess. Also I did like zero research for this so it in few ways represents something that could actually happen.
Notes: I think my main motivation for writing this was to do something with that oh-so-punny title that ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE. But aside from that, I’ve read lots of Gravitation fics that bring up babies, and it’s fun to explore my own take on it. I have a few, of which this is the only even remotely happy one.
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Old And Unappealing
Original Work: Gravitation
Summary: If you live your life acting to alienate everybody, who can you count on when you most need it?
Spoilers: Nothing specific.
Warnings: None.
Preference Warnings: Yuki being only 50% of a bitch may not gel with some people’s interpretations of him.
Notes: I was going through a sleepless night myself a while back and scripted this story in my head as comfort. I’m not nearly as nasty to people who care for me as Yuki is (as far as I realise) and I freak out all the time over whether I’m going to maintain any lasting relationships, so I can see this happening.
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For His Own Good
Original Work: Gravitation
Summary: Yuki is Shuichi’s hero. More than Shuichi can ever be allowed to know.
Spoilers: Nothing unusual.
Warnings: None.
Preference Warnings: None.
Notes: I always like to think that, somewhere behind the scenes, Yuki and Shuichi have connections and things in common that freak out both of them.
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Breaking In
Original Work: Gravitation
Summary: Shuichi gets a bit too swept up in the vampire craze.
Spoilers: If you’re obsessed enough to be looking for fics, probably nothing.
Warnings: Nothing major.
Preference Warnings: Twilight jokes.
Notes: Ah, Twilight is good value, I’ll give it that.
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