Breaking Brains (a.k.a. Best Self Insert Fic Ever)

Original Work: Twilight

Summary: I end up dating Edward Cullen.

Spoilers: Probably a bit of everything.

Warnings: Excessive discussion of necrophilia, naughty bits and people nomming on other people.

Preference Warnings: Author self-insertion. Yes, I’m aware that term sounds kind of dirty. Also, if you take your Twilight seriously this may not please you.

Notes: The idea of me dating Edward Cullen was too loltastic not to experiment with.

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